Krewsader Sweatpants
Get your tushy warm this winter with our mega comfy and super thick sweatpants!
This product ships immediately and should arrive before Christmas.
**Limited quantity available so order quickly to ensure you get the correct size
Hidden drawcord and elastic waist
Direct embroidery on wearer's left thigh
Side and rear pockets
Elastic cuffs
100% Cotton, 360gsm brushed
Get your tushy warm this winter with our mega comfy and super thick sweatpants!
This product ships immediately and should arrive before Christmas.
**Limited quantity available so order quickly to ensure you get the correct size
Hidden drawcord and elastic waist
Direct embroidery on wearer's left thigh
Side and rear pockets
Elastic cuffs
100% Cotton, 360gsm brushed
Get your tushy warm this winter with our mega comfy and super thick sweatpants!
This product ships immediately and should arrive before Christmas.
**Limited quantity available so order quickly to ensure you get the correct size
Hidden drawcord and elastic waist
Direct embroidery on wearer's left thigh
Side and rear pockets
Elastic cuffs
100% Cotton, 360gsm brushed
EYES DOWN HERE
"Feast your eyes on my great Krewsader Sweatpants! You must always protect your peEELVIC BONE!...AND THE LEGS", he strangely blushes.
"AHEM! Anyhow, it's sure to provide great warmth AND ultimate comfort in whatever....activities you may have to encounter! GODSPEED". And with that, the man strode back to town, with buttocks still shining and bare.
You've acquired the Krewsader Sweatpants! (dananannahhh~!) Don't be fooled by it's ultra soft, comfy appearance (and surprisingly plain name). It's well-crafted layers were toiled over day and night by your now newest fan, the "greatest blacksmith of Potasteros". This newest asset provides great protection against the coming trials, and most certainly anymore chilly breezes.
A strong, eastern breeze flows through Potasteros, and you notice a glaring problem: your lower buttocks and calves are not well armored! Whilst contemplating how to resolve this issue, a familiar, fabulous voice booms, "HOOO?? WHAT BARE SHINS DO I SEE BEFORE ME!?" A bulging bicep encircles your neck. The fabulous blacksmith is back.